An inveterate list-maker Quixote is. He’s proposed a new list: the top-ten list of most frequently misinterpreted Bible verses. This is a work-in-progress, and all are encouraged to submit their candidates; supporting rationale and justification is optional, but correct identification of the interpretational or hermeneutic error involved in the misinterpretation garners extra logic and style points for your entry(s). As a point of order, it might be acceptable to propose a Scriptural passage in lieu of a singe verse, if several commonly misinterpreted verses are linked together in a manner whereby they cannot be segregated, or if the misinterpretation requires several verses. Combining isolated verses to convey a systematic misinterpretation, however, is unacceptable for the purposes of this list.
Quixote’s first entry, and this in no way suggests this entry should or will be ranked number one, or even make the list, I suppose, is one of the most commonly cited verses in the New Testament: 2 Peter 3:9…
The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance. KJV
Interpretational error category: context
Beware of citing biblical verses out of context. A verse on its lonesome may be equivocated faster than you can say good. OK, well, the logicians are laughing, anyway…The primary reason this verse is cited with such frequency is its seeming disagreement with unconditional election, the Reformed doctrine that God has elected some but not all to salvation based solely on the purpose and pleasure of His good will. Nonetheless, what does this verse teach?
The Lord is not slow in keeping his promise. What promise? Without context, we may simply engorge the word promise with any meaning we so desire. Fortunately, Peter did not leave us to wonder or surmise. In fact, he defines precisely what he means by promise in the opening verses of his epistle:
His divine power has given us everything we need for life and godliness through our knowledge of him who called us by his own glory and goodness. Through these he has given us his very great and precious promises, so that through them you may participate in the divine nature and escape the corruption in the world caused by evil desires. 2 Pet 1:3-4
But who are the we and us in the above verses that God has promised? Again, Peter does not leave us to question the identity of those God has promised: Simon Peter, a servant and apostle of Jesus Christ, To those who through the righteousness of our God and Savior Jesus Christ have received a faith as precious as ours: 2 Pet 1:1. Thus, it is those who have received a precious faith through the righteousness of Jesus Christ who have received the promise of God. Indeed, 2 Pet 1:1 makes it exceedingly clear that 2 Peter was written to Christians–those with faith–and not the world. This becomes redundantly obvious as we track through the epistle:
8For if you possess these qualities in increasing measure, they will keep you from being ineffective and unproductive in your knowledge of our Lord Jesus Christ. 2 Pet 1:8
10Therefore, my brothers, be all the more eager to make your calling and election sure. For if you do these things, you will never fall, 11and you will receive a rich welcome into the eternal kingdom of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. 12So I will always remind you of these things, even though you know them and are firmly established in the truth you now have. 2 Pet 1:10-12
16We did not follow cleverly invented stories when we told you about the power and coming of our Lord Jesus Christ, but we were eyewitnesses of his majesty. 2 Pet 1:16
19And we have the word of the prophets made more certain, and you will do well to pay attention to it, as to a light shining in a dark place, until the day dawns and the morning star rises in your hearts. 20Above all, you must understand that no prophecy of Scripture came about by the prophet’s own interpretation. 2 Pet 1:19-20
1But there were also false prophets among the people, just as there will be false teachers among you. 2 Pet 2:1
3In their greed these teachers will exploit you with stories they have made up. 2 Pet 2:3
1Dear friends, this is now my second letter to you [Note: the first epistle of Peter was addressed to God’s elect]. I have written both of them as reminders to stimulate you to wholesome thinking. 2I want you to recall the words spoken in the past by the holy prophets and the command given by our Lord and Savior through your apostles. 3First of all, you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come, scoffing and following their own evil desires. 2 Pet 3:1-3
As if this were not clear enough, note the contrast between the saved and lost in 2 Peter. I apologize for length, but it fully captures the contrast, and, after all, it is the Bible, which we’re supposed to enjoy:
1But there were also false prophets among the people, just as there will be false teachers among you. They will secretly introduce destructive heresies, even denying the sovereign Lord who bought them—bringing swift destruction on themselves. 2Many will follow their shameful ways and will bring the way of truth into disrepute. 3In their greed these teachers will exploit you with stories they have made up. Their condemnation has long been hanging over them, and their destruction has not been sleeping.
4For if God did not spare angels when they sinned, but sent them to hell, putting them into gloomy dungeons to be held for judgment; 5if he did not spare the ancient world when he brought the flood on its ungodly people, but protected Noah, a preacher of righteousness, and seven others; 6if he condemned the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah by burning them to ashes, and made them an example of what is going to happen to the ungodly; 7and if he rescued Lot, a righteous man, who was distressed by the filthy lives of lawless men 8(for that righteous man, living among them day after day, was tormented in his righteous soul by the lawless deeds he saw and heard)— 9if this is so, then the Lord knows how to rescue godly men from trials and to hold the unrighteous for the day of judgment, while continuing their punishment. 10This is especially true of those who follow the corrupt desire of the sinful nature and despise authority.
Bold and arrogant, these men are not afraid to slander celestial beings; 11yet even angels, although they are stronger and more powerful, do not bring slanderous accusations against such beings in the presence of the Lord. 12But these men blaspheme in matters they do not understand. They are like brute beasts, creatures of instinct, born only to be caught and destroyed, and like beasts they too will perish.
13They will be paid back with harm for the harm they have done. Their idea of pleasure is to carouse in broad daylight. They are blots and blemishes, reveling in their pleasures while they feast with you. 14With eyes full of adultery, they never stop sinning; they seduce the unstable; they are experts in greed—an accursed brood! 15They have left the straight way and wandered off to follow the way of Balaam son of Beor, who loved the wages of wickedness. 16But he was rebuked for his wrongdoing by a donkey—a beast without speech—who spoke with a man’s voice and restrained the prophet’s madness.
17These men are springs without water and mists driven by a storm. Blackest darkness is reserved for them. 18For they mouth empty, boastful words and, by appealing to the lustful desires of sinful human nature, they entice people who are just escaping from those who live in error. 19They promise them freedom, while they themselves are slaves of depravity—for a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. 20If they have escaped the corruption of the world by knowing our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and are again entangled in it and overcome, they are worse off at the end than they were at the beginning. 21It would have been better for them not to have known the way of righteousness, than to have known it and then to turn their backs on the sacred command that was passed on to them. 22Of them the proverbs are true: “A dog returns to its vomit,” and, “A sow that is washed goes back to her wallowing in the mud.” 2 Pet 2
3First of all, you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come, scoffing and following their own evil desires. 4They will say, “Where is this ‘coming’ he promised? Ever since our fathers died, everything goes on as it has since the beginning of creation.” 5But they deliberately forget that long ago by God’s word the heavens existed and the earth was formed out of water and by water. 6By these waters also the world of that time was deluged and destroyed. 7By the same word the present heavens and earth are reserved for fire, being kept for the day of judgment and destruction of ungodly men. 2 Pet 3: 3-7
Could there be a clearer dichotomy between the saved and lost in this epistle? Now, Peter proceeds directly to 2 Pet 3:8-9:
8But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day. 9The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
If you’ve made it this far, here’s the question: who does Peter refer to as beloved and us-ward in these two verses? In the context of the epistle, it’s a rhetorical question. He’s referring to the saved, to those who have the great and precious promises of God. Next question, equally rhetorical in context: who are the any and all in verse 9? It’s certainly not the ungodly men of verse seven for whom the present heavens and earth are reserved for fire and judgment. It can only be Peter’s audience; those to whom he addressed both of his epistles: the elect of God, those who through the righteousness of our God and Savior Jesus Christ have received a faith as precious as ours. Any other reading is fatal to the understanding of not only this verse, but the entire epistle.
What is God saying to His elect, then? Ironically, 2 Pet 3:9, understood properly, is one of the strongest passages in the Bible arguing for perseverance of the saints. God is not willing that any [of you] should perish, but that all [of you] should come to repentance. Please don’t think I’m adding words to the biblical text. Something has to be incorporated to complete the thought, and, in context, it must be Peter’s audience. What else would we put? Any what? All what? God is not willing that any [ungodly men] should perish, but that all [dogs that return to their vomit] should come to repentance? The context and contrast preclude this interpretation. Be sure to grasp the contrast…here it is again: 9if this is so, then the Lord knows how to rescue godly men from trials and to hold the unrighteous for the day of judgment, while continuing their punishment.
Hence, what a wonderful and reassuring verse for those who love, and are loved by, God. There’s one last detail that sweetens the verse immeasurably. Those who misinterpret this verse are forced to conclude that the willing mentioned in verse nine must be God’s permissive or preceptive will. These wills of God, as in the ten commandments, may be disobeyed. Thus, 2 Pet 3:9, in this sense, describes a God who desires everyone to be saved, but does not ensure that anyone will be saved, perhaps, to some, even at times losing those He attempts to save. But given our preferred interpretation, it’s actually God’s decretive will Peter describes in 2 Pet 3:9–as in let there be light.
Read the verse once more, Christian, knowing that it is you God has in mind, and that He wills your salvation as certainly as He decreed let there be light:
The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
Amen.